Merchant is my cat and i love her very much. She is ALSO Very very evil and twisted. I dont remember when i got her, anymore. She is a constant in my life and will be until the sun evaporates.
Shes Very sneaky and likes throwing things off the table. I am convinced she can teleport, because i blink for a single second and she is across the room, and that SCARES ME Very very much.
Sometimes i do not even notice that she has sat on me. I simply realize that she is there and she wasnt earlier. How mysterious!
ive had her since at Least 2018. I dont remember.. but shes immortal.
